Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin on the Congressional Black Caucus
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
24 Sep 2014
🖨️ Print Article

My Wise Country Cousin on the Congressional Black Caucus

by BAR poet-in-residence Raymond Nat Turner

Son, don’ axe me ‘bout de Blak Cawcus—
‘Less you wanna see me gittin’ rawcus…
Dem Negroz is greezy an’ too damn slick
I gib ‘em de name: de Corprit Bag Click—
Preachin’ “Ark ob de morul uneverse long
But, de pull ob green power is too strong!”
Why, on all leguslayshun dat matter to us
Dey vote in a blok: “In gawd we truss…”

We onlee see Dem ‘ bout ebry 2-4 years
Eben den we can barely ben dey ears…
Dem Negroz par-tay livin’ hi on de hog—
We’s han to mouf, shot down lak a dog!

Congressnull Blak Cawcus caw lak crows
Persunhoods de pimps, an’ dey de hoes:
“Eber seen a suitcase full ob Franklin face?
Dat trump de histree ob de whole Blak ‘race’…
Eber sit in one Dem big, sof’ lethur chairs?
Now, dat overcome constitchuwents cares…
You eber go on de great big golf junkit?
Low-hangin’ fruit, sumbody gon’ plunk it!
Eber hab a big fine car along wit de driver?
Ha, ha… one perk fo dis ‘shucker an’ jiver’…”
Wit de job descripshuns lak : LIAR an THEEF 
 An’ co-signin’ fo dey Commanduh-en-Cheef
In all ob dey years, dey ain’t done us much good—
Recall Dem Negroz fo’ tribunals in de ‘hood!

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at Raymond (at) upsurgejazz.com
Raymond Nat Turner © 2014 All Rights Reserved 
 

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Afghan Crisis Must End America’s Empire of War, Corruption and Poverty
    Medea Benjamin and Nicolas J. S. Davies  
    Afghan Crisis Must End America’s Empire of War, Corruption and Poverty
    01 Sep 2021
    The U.S. departure from Afghanistan is an opportunity to end the corruption which made a 20-year long war a cash cow for the military industrial complex.
  • Out of Afghanistan Today, Out of Africa Tomorrow!
    All-African People's Revolutionary Party
    Out of Afghanistan Today, Out of Africa Tomorrow!
    01 Sep 2021
    The U.S. departure from Afghanistan is a victory against imperialism.
  • How Amilcar Cabral Shaped Paulo Freire's Pedagogy
    Curry Malott
    How Amilcar Cabral Shaped Paulo Freire's Pedagogy
    01 Sep 2021
    Frantz Fanon’s influence on Paulo Freire’s thought is well known, but the Brazilian educator also drew considerably from Amílcar Cabral, the revolutionary intellectual from Guinea-Bissau.
  • Gentrification and the End of Black Communities
    Margaret Kimberley, BAR senior columnist
    Gentrification and the End of Black Communities
    25 Aug 2021
    Census data show that gentrification is accelerating Black displacement.
  • Somalia, from the Cold War to the War on Terror
    Ann Garrison, BAR Contributing Editor
    Somalia, from the Cold War to the War on Terror
    25 Aug 2021
    Cold War and War on Terror destabilize Somalia and cause great suffering for its people.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us