Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin on the Congressional Black Caucus
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
24 Sep 2014
🖨️ Print Article

My Wise Country Cousin on the Congressional Black Caucus

by BAR poet-in-residence Raymond Nat Turner

Son, don’ axe me ‘bout de Blak Cawcus—
‘Less you wanna see me gittin’ rawcus…
Dem Negroz is greezy an’ too damn slick
I gib ‘em de name: de Corprit Bag Click—
Preachin’ “Ark ob de morul uneverse long
But, de pull ob green power is too strong!”
Why, on all leguslayshun dat matter to us
Dey vote in a blok: “In gawd we truss…”

We onlee see Dem ‘ bout ebry 2-4 years
Eben den we can barely ben dey ears…
Dem Negroz par-tay livin’ hi on de hog—
We’s han to mouf, shot down lak a dog!

Congressnull Blak Cawcus caw lak crows
Persunhoods de pimps, an’ dey de hoes:
“Eber seen a suitcase full ob Franklin face?
Dat trump de histree ob de whole Blak ‘race’…
Eber sit in one Dem big, sof’ lethur chairs?
Now, dat overcome constitchuwents cares…
You eber go on de great big golf junkit?
Low-hangin’ fruit, sumbody gon’ plunk it!
Eber hab a big fine car along wit de driver?
Ha, ha… one perk fo dis ‘shucker an’ jiver’…”
Wit de job descripshuns lak : LIAR an THEEF 
 An’ co-signin’ fo dey Commanduh-en-Cheef
In all ob dey years, dey ain’t done us much good—
Recall Dem Negroz fo’ tribunals in de ‘hood!

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at Raymond (at) upsurgejazz.com
Raymond Nat Turner © 2014 All Rights Reserved 
 

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Striking Chicago Teachers Refused to Give in, Condemn Mayor’s Austerity Budget
    Peoples Dispatch Staff
    Striking Chicago Teachers Refused to Give in, Condemn Mayor’s Austerity Budget
    30 Oct 2019
    Chicago’s teachers are demanding the city fund social supports for communities, as well as teachers, but the mayor is crying broke.
  • GM Workers Ratify Contract Though "Mixed at Best"
    by Chris Brooks, Jane Slaughter
    GM Workers Ratify Contract Though "Mixed at Best"
    30 Oct 2019
    The strike failed to dismantle GM’s multi-“tiered” labor system, or to forestall plant closings.
  • Unpacking The Super Exploitation of Black Women
    Erica Caines
    Unpacking The Super Exploitation of Black Women
    30 Oct 2019
    The liberal misinterpretation of identity politics, that favors progressive neoliberals, has dismissed the innate radicalism of a workers centered Black feminism.
  • Western Progressives and the Imperialist Inquisition
    Stephen Sefton
    Western Progressives and the Imperialist Inquisition
    30 Oct 2019
    Most Western “progressives,” while unable to defend their own majority populations, are more than willing to attack Venezuela and Nicaragua.
  • In Sudan, Demands for Justice and Accountability Remain Unmet
    Pavan Kulkarni
    In Sudan, Demands for Justice and Accountability Remain Unmet
    30 Oct 2019
    Tens of thousands of Sudanese took to the streets, demanding a ban on the party of ousted president Omar al-Bashir and justice for the victims of the June 3 massacre.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us