Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

My Wise Country Cousin on the Congressional Black Caucus
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
24 Sep 2014
🖨️ Print Article

My Wise Country Cousin on the Congressional Black Caucus

by BAR poet-in-residence Raymond Nat Turner

Son, don’ axe me ‘bout de Blak Cawcus—
‘Less you wanna see me gittin’ rawcus…
Dem Negroz is greezy an’ too damn slick
I gib ‘em de name: de Corprit Bag Click—
Preachin’ “Ark ob de morul uneverse long
But, de pull ob green power is too strong!”
Why, on all leguslayshun dat matter to us
Dey vote in a blok: “In gawd we truss…”

We onlee see Dem ‘ bout ebry 2-4 years
Eben den we can barely ben dey ears…
Dem Negroz par-tay livin’ hi on de hog—
We’s han to mouf, shot down lak a dog!

Congressnull Blak Cawcus caw lak crows
Persunhoods de pimps, an’ dey de hoes:
“Eber seen a suitcase full ob Franklin face?
Dat trump de histree ob de whole Blak ‘race’…
Eber sit in one Dem big, sof’ lethur chairs?
Now, dat overcome constitchuwents cares…
You eber go on de great big golf junkit?
Low-hangin’ fruit, sumbody gon’ plunk it!
Eber hab a big fine car along wit de driver?
Ha, ha… one perk fo dis ‘shucker an’ jiver’…”
Wit de job descripshuns lak : LIAR an THEEF 
 An’ co-signin’ fo dey Commanduh-en-Cheef
In all ob dey years, dey ain’t done us much good—
Recall Dem Negroz fo’ tribunals in de ‘hood!

Raymond Nat Turner can be contacted at Raymond (at) upsurgejazz.com
Raymond Nat Turner © 2014 All Rights Reserved 
 

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


More Stories


  • Black Agenda Radio for Week of January 27, 2020
    Black Agenda Radio with Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    Black Agenda Radio for Week of January 27, 2020
    27 Jan 2020
    African Peoples Socialist Party Heightens Global Struggle
  • Claudia Jones: Black Feminist Fighter for Socialism
    Black Agenda Radio with Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    Claudia Jones: Black Feminist Fighter for Socialism
    27 Jan 2020
    Zifeng Liu, a doctoral student in Africana Studies at Cornell University, has authored a paper on Black activist Claudia Jones, who was deported from the US for her communist affil
  • Black Women Against White Supremacist Empire
    Black Agenda Radio with Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    Black Women Against White Supremacist Empire
    27 Jan 2020
    Black women played a central role in the fight against European colonization, said Annette Joseph-Gabriel, professor of French and Francophone Studies at the University of Mic
  • African Peoples Socialist Party Heightens Global Struggle
    Black Agenda Radio with Nellie Bailey and Glen Ford
    African Peoples Socialist Party Heightens Global Struggle
    27 Jan 2020
    Omali Yeshitela said his African Peoples Socialist Party’s upcoming plenary gathering is designed to “build and strengthen the regional components of our party through the wor
  • Shaky Joe Biden, Billionaire Bloomberg, and the Global Race to the Bottom
    Glen Ford , BAR executive editor
    Shaky Joe Biden, Billionaire Bloomberg, and the Global Race to the Bottom
    23 Jan 2020
    Bloomberg has put himself and his fortune into the contest to rally his (ruling) classmates to the task of shoring up corporate control of the Party if Sanders seizes the top spot.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us