Black Agenda Report
Black Agenda Report
News, commentary and analysis from the black left.

  • Home
  • Africa
  • African America
  • Education
  • Environment
  • International
  • Media and Culture
  • Political Economy
  • Radio
  • US Politics
  • War and Empire

Bad Hombre Defense
Raymond Nat Turner, BAR poet-in-residence
31 Jul 2019
🖨️ Print Article
Bad Hombre Defense
Bad Hombre Defense

Wait!
Call the Cream Team— 
Dershbag’s a lawyer, 
Slick Willy’s a lawyer—
Wait!
Before you suicide the accused
Serial pedophile predator
who could flip and name names,
Before he has a heart attack, or
viagra overdose

Before he hangs himself with 
dental floss; or a garbage bag
There’s the Bad Hombre Defense:
He’s rich, he can have any woman 
he wants! Why would he fool with
teenage trailer trash? Why? Why?

Why, he wouldn’t touch a child—
Why, he’d rather be chemically
castrated with Clorox by the
Devil himself then touch a child!
Maybe Mexicans, rapists, Bad Hombres 
from below The Border stole his
passport, planes and mansions and
Impersonated him with teenage girls?

Maybe Mexicans, rapists, Bad Hombres
from below The Border filed false flight
plans, flew the Lolita Express to Orgy 
Island? Tattoo could testify—“De plane, 
de plane!” …if he wasn’t dead… Slick Willy 
was sleep…

Maybe Mexicans, rapists, Bad Hombres
from below The Border, brought those
Babies to his mansions and forced them
on him—forced the financier to fuck
Children against his faith? If he did it,
Bad Hombres, rapists, Mexicans made 
him do it—is there…reasonable doubt?

COMMENTS?

Please join the conversation on Black Agenda Report's Facebook page at http://facebook.com/blackagendareport

Or, you can comment by emailing us at comments@blackagendareport.com

© 2019. Raymond Nat Turner, The Town Crier. All Rights Reserved.

COMMENTS?

Please join the conversation on Black Agenda Report's Facebook page at http://facebook.com/blackagendareport

Or, you can comment by emailing us at comments@blackagendareport.com

Raymond Nat Turner

Do you need and appreciate Black Agenda Report articles? Please click on the DONATE icon, and help us out, if you can.


Related Stories

The old playbook
BAR Poet-in-Residence Raymond Nat Turner
The old playbook
18 December 2019
“The hatred of Tsarism was directed particularly against the Jews.
Neo-Con Chippendales
BAR Poet-in-Residence Raymond Nat Turner
Neo-Con Chippendales
23 October 2019
White phosphorus Pony, nuclear bumps and grinds; sulfur stench shimmies, twisted Third Reich minds—

More Stories


  • Anthony Rogers-Wright
    Preserving the Legacy of Martin Luther King and The Black Radical Tradition Requires Saving Both from the Congressional Black Caucus More than from white moderates and white supremacists (Or, I said what I said)
    21 Jan 2026
    Preserving the Black Radical Tradition demands struggle not only against white supremacists, but also against the co-opted Black political class who actively support the very evils Dr. King named.
  • Mark P. Fancher
    A Role for Africans In Exile: “Revolutionaries at Large”
    21 Jan 2026
    Africans in the U.S. must weaponize their position and sabotage imperial projects from the inside. Black revolutionaries must modify traditional strategy.
  • Jamal Abdulahi
    Saudi Arabia Asserts Dominant Role in the Horn of Africa and the Red Sea 
    21 Jan 2026
    Israel's recognition of a breakaway region in Somalia has redrawn the map of the Horn of Africa, pitting two oil-rich Gulf powers against each other and forcing the U.S. to delay its imperial plans…
  • Monique Welch-Rutherford
    This Texas County Is the Deadliest Place in the U.S. for Black Mothers to Give Birth
    21 Jan 2026
    Harris County, home to a world-renowned medical center, holds the worst maternal death rate for Black women in the entire nation. This staggering statistic represents a systemic failure that subjects…
  • x
    Orinoco Tribune
    Venezuela Rejects CIA Award Rumors While President Maduro’s Son Sparks Backlash Over Comments Suggesting to Resume Diplomatic Ties with ‘Israel’
    21 Jan 2026
    Venezuela's official stance remains one of principled anti-imperialism. Internal discussions reflect the complex realities of navigating a crisis.
  • Load More
Subscribe
connect with us
about us
contact us